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Great. Now next time I'm twerking in the club and a song tells me to "back that ass up" I'm going to think about shitting in a box for colon cancer screening and it's going to totally ruin the vibe.

Good thing I'm an elder millenial and twerking in the club only happens like, once or twice a year at someone's bachelorette or something.

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TWICE a year????

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I'm not sure what I like best about the doctor commercial: the smoking in the office, the house calls, the assumption that all doctors are men, or that they couldn't even make the woman in the commercial a sexy nurse.

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that was a sexy nurse back then

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Also - what exactly does it mean "to medically and surgically remove ... all Whites" ...?

(rolling on the floor emoji)

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In fairness, it was right around the civil war.

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The part that makes that video so much better is that he couldn't clear his throat when introducing it. Sweet Jesus

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Too busy clearing his colon.

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