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Gary Schnierow's avatar

SB is conspicuously silent.

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Jared Blank's avatar

Imagine how concerned I am!!!!!!

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Matt G.'s avatar

Those were some good days when software companies didn’t need to tell humans their software was made for humans—and literally nobody was confused by this.

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Gillian Hill's avatar

Ooh, as an editor for copywriters, I am just ITCHING to fix those subjects and verbs. And Operationalize? My red pen would have run out of ink.

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Jared Blank's avatar

PLEAASSSEEE hire Gillian!

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Freeconlon's avatar

A client sent this to me last week. This might be the worst headline I've ever seen. Do only 3 people know what that means? https://ujet.cx/

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Jared Blank's avatar

Simple! The AI CCAAS WFM that CX + AI.

Also thank you, that'll go in the newsletter next week :)

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Susan Blank's avatar

So much pressure!!!

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Kathryn Little's avatar

I'd much rather have my credit score slay than sigma.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

Workday: we promise to not raise our per seat prices!*

*We will now consider AI bots as individual seats.

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Jared Blank's avatar

They would never promise that. Maybe their non-human counterparts would?

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Amy Barzdukas's avatar

As always, terrific. Especially happy fun ball rules.

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Jared Blank's avatar

You know not to taunt Happy Fun Ball...

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