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"Obviously what I’m saying here is that there is space in the market for a cashmere brand where the wool comes exclusively from bisexual sheep."

Introducing: BISEXUWOOL

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HOW DID I NOT COME UP WITH THIS?????? Oh my God, that made my day. Thank you :)

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I was not prepared for the Ragu video.

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Did I understate the revoltingness? If so, my apologies. I'll re-watch the sauce being poured right now...

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I think, unfortunately, there just is no preparing someone for that video.

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FOR REAL wth

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It’s going to take more than pasta sauce to undo that damage.

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I know a funny joke about a goat. Wanna hear it? Probably not.

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Actually, from the press release, Rainbow Wool is used to to promote the LGBTQIA+ community, not, as you write, just LGBTQ causes. Why are you marginalizing the IA+?

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Substack imposes a character limit on social causes.

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Maybe always include a "+" to play it safe.

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So the wool from the gay rams is used for the LGBTQIA+ community, but the proceeds benefit LSVD+. Please explain.

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Why do I have to explain? I'm just the messenger.

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What's the pasta sauce for kids that walk in on their same-sex parents having sex?

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This is an excellent question. It's taking everything in my power not to say that that would be Ra-goo. So I won't say that. Car-bone? Cl'ass'ico? Paul Nudeman's? Etc.

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