I think we can all acknowledge there's a lot to unpack here. So I'll start with your opening plea/non-plea to have people share/not share the newsletter. I've told clients for years, whoever wants the deal worse gets the worst of the deal. It's the Swingers Principle (SP). Act like you don't need the sh^t, they give you the sh^t for free. Perhaps the best way to increase readership/circulation is to be aloof with your public. Tell them you don't give a rat's ass whether they share the newsletter or not. That should definitely work. Also, I'd kill to see UT in St. Louis on the last leg of the Anodyne Tour. Alas, we were/are morons. Finally, your fifth grade teacher telling you how to, um, do the deed, is troubling, regardless of how funny it was/is.
That's great advice - the opening of next week's newsletter will be "Hello Gobbledeers, if you haven't already gone and f'ed yourself, you can go do that now. I don't need help from any of you!"
Mrs. Berger did not explicitly tell us HOW, though maybe she did but I was laughing so hard I didn't notice.
I, for one, think Pornhub would benefit from more content on great B2B messaging.
I don't want to know what you think the Bs stand for.
I'm looking forward to the Gobbledy spin-off about elementary school or just fifth grade health class called "Thank You Mrs. Berger."
Should we have a contest about what that show would be called? A Butt Elementary? Head of the Class? Saved by the Belle? (Help?)
Boston Pubic?
I think we can all acknowledge there's a lot to unpack here. So I'll start with your opening plea/non-plea to have people share/not share the newsletter. I've told clients for years, whoever wants the deal worse gets the worst of the deal. It's the Swingers Principle (SP). Act like you don't need the sh^t, they give you the sh^t for free. Perhaps the best way to increase readership/circulation is to be aloof with your public. Tell them you don't give a rat's ass whether they share the newsletter or not. That should definitely work. Also, I'd kill to see UT in St. Louis on the last leg of the Anodyne Tour. Alas, we were/are morons. Finally, your fifth grade teacher telling you how to, um, do the deed, is troubling, regardless of how funny it was/is.
That's great advice - the opening of next week's newsletter will be "Hello Gobbledeers, if you haven't already gone and f'ed yourself, you can go do that now. I don't need help from any of you!"
Mrs. Berger did not explicitly tell us HOW, though maybe she did but I was laughing so hard I didn't notice.