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I don't know why that posted twice. Maybe it makes it twice as clever. I apologize. And I'll apologize again later for consistency.

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Second apology accepted. First apology denied.

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that's fair

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Couple of things. First, maybe they could change the name to Nock'dUp, the In and Out of convenience stores. Second, I like your suggestion of Wizraelis. Or maybe Wizraelites. Has a Ten Commandments feel to it. Moses from accounting led the Wizraelites out of the desert....blah blah blah, you get it. Writes itself.

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Couple of things. First, maybe they could change the name to Nock'dUp, the In and Out of convenience stores. Second, I like your suggestion of Wizraelis. Or maybe Wizraelites. Has a Ten Commandments feel to it. Moses from accounting led the Wizraelites out of the desert....blah blah blah, you get it. Writes itself.

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It didn't have to write itself since you just wrote it.

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Hm? What's that now?

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Can we please spend more time talking about the debasing nicknames tech/digital companies give their workers? The Motley Fool actually refers to its employees as “Fools.”

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I had considered writing about this at one point - I think it makes more sense to have a cutsey name for your customers than it does for your employees. It's a cheap way to make it seem like you're part of a team. Which you are not, as we found out over the past 2 years of layoffs. (Which is why the readers are the Gobbledeers, not the Gobbledy employees) :)

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That’s a good point. Every single software company wants to build a “community” for its customers. And their customers (presumably) want to feel they made a good decision paying a ton of money for your software. And nothing says “you’re part of an elite club” than receiving a special name for joining that club.

I wonder what would happen if software companies looked past their fancy names and rewarded their loyal customers with perks (like airlines do) rather than with a 4% price increase each year.

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Hilarious episode!

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Good stuff. What's in a name? Some other real business names filled with innuendo: "The Golden Shower Restaurant", "Tastes Like Grandma", "Camel Tow", "Moist Realtors", "Hand Job Nails and Spa", "The Glory Hole Church Centre", to name a few.

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I need to know more about Slnyc.io or Slync.io (don't make me scroll up). How bad do we really feel for Goldman Sachs?* They gave the guy $80m, that guy then quickly spent $16m of it on a private jet, and they didn't notice?

*Assuming we might ever feel bad for Goldman Sachs.

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I feel terrible for Goldman, but Sachs built a house that blocks my view in the Hamptons, so I hate him.

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Gary, they have Sachs of money laying around ;)

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