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scott's avatar

One call can save you 15% on your car insurance, not 15 minutes.

But it’s all just math. ;)

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Jared Blank's avatar

You figured it out! Thats the math problem I couldn’t solve. Also, that’s why you’re in charge of teaching the kids math.

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Susan Blank's avatar

Gatsby!!!! my dog got a shout out!!!

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Jared Blank's avatar

She’s famous! And she’s always on the couch.

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Matt G.'s avatar

If the only shows on T.V. were Tom Bergeron chatting with a puppet, I could live a wholly fulfilling life.

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JimmyJames's avatar

Couple of things. First, as our former (and deceased) President Gerald Ford (UM '35) famously said, I was told there'd be no math. Second, Elliot Smith is dead? Who knew.

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Jared Blank's avatar

Nobody thought he'd outlive the puppet.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

LOL. It wasn't Ford. It was Chevy Chase on SNL impersonating Ford in a debate.

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Jared Blank's avatar

Do I have to ban both of you? Let’s just agree it was both a floor wax and a dessert topping.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

Last comment. How does one "come across" a clip from a 1990s FX morning show?

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Jared Blank's avatar

If you don’t come across it you’re doing it wrong.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

That's what...

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

22.5% is awfully precise.

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Jared Blank's avatar

Precisely. Awful.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

and/or precisely awful.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

It was my understanding that there would be no math.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

was that Jessica Hecht on that show?

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Jared Blank's avatar

No, I think it was a puppet.

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Gary Schnierow's avatar

The other one.

Not that one.

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