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One call can save you 15% on your car insurance, not 15 minutes.

But it’s all just math. ;)

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You figured it out! Thats the math problem I couldn’t solve. Also, that’s why you’re in charge of teaching the kids math.

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Gatsby!!!! my dog got a shout out!!!

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She’s famous! And she’s always on the couch.

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If the only shows on T.V. were Tom Bergeron chatting with a puppet, I could live a wholly fulfilling life.

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Couple of things. First, as our former (and deceased) President Gerald Ford (UM '35) famously said, I was told there'd be no math. Second, Elliot Smith is dead? Who knew.

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Nobody thought he'd outlive the puppet.

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LOL. It wasn't Ford. It was Chevy Chase on SNL impersonating Ford in a debate.

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Do I have to ban both of you? Let’s just agree it was both a floor wax and a dessert topping.

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Last comment. How does one "come across" a clip from a 1990s FX morning show?

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If you don’t come across it you’re doing it wrong.

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That's what...

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22.5% is awfully precise.

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Precisely. Awful.

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and/or precisely awful.

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It was my understanding that there would be no math.

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was that Jessica Hecht on that show?

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No, I think it was a puppet.

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The other one.

Not that one.

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